Barenaked Hurley - If I Had A Million Dollars - Lyrics

I heard this song on the Jay and Jack LOST podcast but haven't seen the lyrics online anywhere, so here's my transcription. If you compare this to the original song lyrics you'll see how close they actually are. I grabbed the mp3 from brianenigma's page. Thanks!

Barenaked Hurley - If I Had A Million Dollars - Lyrics
(A LOST Parody of "If I Had A Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I would buy you an island (I would buy you an island)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd build you underground bunkers on your island (and setup a smoky security system)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd setup freaky science experiments (and juxtapositional eugenics and perhaps meteorology)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd crash a plane

If I had a million dollars I'd make a list and send in spies
If I had a million dollars I'd make the survivors think the trees had eyes
If I had a million dollars we could kidnap all the little, tiny children who survived.
And maybe continue with our wacky, society-building utopian experiments.
And they'd be all like, "Oooh, we can use our backwards talking powers to freak all the rest of the survivors out."
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd plant an instructional film (but not a real instructional film, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd cut out a piece of that film (yep, and hide it in another bunker)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd dress up in a beanie and a fake beard (ooh, all that crazy theatrical glue)
And if I had a million dollars I'd crash a plane

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to keep eating guava and boar
If I had a million dollars we'd pig out in the Swan hatch 'cause it's got more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat DHARMA dinners
"But we would eat DHARMA dinners."
"Of course we would, we'd just eat more."
"And make really expensive ranch dressings."
"That's right, and they can keep up to three months at room temperature."

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd carry a jesus stick (but not a real jesus stick, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I think I'd paint a mural in the hatch (was it by Picasso or Garfunkel?)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd hijack all of your guns (haven't you always wanted a gun stash?!)
And if I had a million dollars I'd crash a plane

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars... I'd be LOST!

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Laptops have been a hot target for thieves for a while, but recently the emphasis has been changing from random thefts (to make money reselling the hardware) to targetted attacks planned to gain access to the data on the hard drive. Now The Register reports on an InfoSec presentation by SecureTest that goes one step further - the theft of laptops to lift user credentials from the drive to perpetrate further penetration into the corporate network.

Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars - Lyrics

Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars - Lyrics

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house (I'd buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
"You know, we could just go up there and hang out."
"Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon."
"Well can you blame them?"
"Yeah."

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
"But we would eat Kraft dinner."
"Of course we would, we'd just eat more."
"And buy really expensive ketchups with it."
"That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups."

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars... I'd be rich!

Pixies - Where is My Mind? - Lyrics

Pixies - Where is My Mind? - Lyrics

Ooooooh - stop

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Caribbean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Ooooh
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Ooooh
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Ooooh
Ooooh

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Takes a little getting used to but gets better.