Monday, November 29, 2004

Corey Hart - I Wear My Sunglasses At Night - Lyrics

Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night - Lyrics


I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

Well
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While, she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
She got, control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

Oh no no no yeah
I wear my

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
Forget your name, while you collect your claim

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

Ooh baby while, she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
You can't escape it
Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no no
Yeah-e-yeah

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

I cry to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

I cry to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

Oh no no
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

I cry to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

Oh no no no yeah
I wear my

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Friday, November 26, 2004

P2P Traffic Analysis

The True Picture of Peer-to-Peer Filesharing, by Andrew Parker, CTO of CacheLogic.
(Synopsis)

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Thank god the VCR is dead

... and a Slashdot discussion on Preserving VHS Recordings For Another 20 Years.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Spyro the Dragon 5: A Hero's Tail Walkthrough

This is for you, Susan!

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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Weebl and Bob - The History of the World - Part 4

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Why men are pants

Monday, November 22, 2004

Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

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Friday, November 19, 2004

Cafe Schilling, Boeblingen

They do a lovely turkey breast salad. :)

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - Lyrics

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - Lyrics
Transcribed by 'Ambient Irony' on the DSL Reports forum:

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.

He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

...

Does everyone think...

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Microsoft Word for Rappers

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Friday, November 12, 2004

Virtual Bartender

Similar to the Subservient Chicken, only a little raunchier (if you ask for the right things!).

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

Frustration: The Trivia Game

Argh! This really is, as the name suggests, frustrating! It's quite America-centric, but even with the power of the Internet I still couldn't get over 20 after 5 games. That's the pressure of the clock ticking...

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It's still not Friday

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Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Firefox 1.0 Released Today

A viable alternative to Internet Explorer.

Monday, November 08, 2004

All I ever wanted...

All I ever needed is here...

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Distributed.net OGR-24 Project Successfully Completed

distributed.net is proud to announce the completion of OGR-24!

Four years ago, distributed.net users undertook the search for the optimal 24 mark Golomb Ruler. This year sees the successful conclusion of that effort. We have proven conclusively by the exhaustive search of all possible rulers that the currently best known ruler is indeed the Optimal one.

More precisely it is:
24/9-24-4-1-59-25-7-11-2-10-39-14-3-44-26-8-40-6-21-15-16-19-22

This shortest ruler was found by two independent computers. The initial report was received on May 24th, 2004 and a second, matching result was returned on July 3rd, 2004. However it was not until the final stub was returned and verified that could we rule out the possibility of a still-shorter ruler. This final stub was returned October 13th, 2004 drawing to a close the complete search of all possible stubs. Due to the nature of an exhaustive search, distributed.net users have also proven that the above solution is unique (the ruler's mirror notwithstanding).

This project was first announced in 1998, started in February 2000, and is now concluded in 2004. Although 4 years may seem like a long time, the search was no trivial task. No fewer than 555,529,785,505,835,800 rulers were checked during that time. Moreover, a second pass of all rulers was done to rule out (heh) any errors. Additionally a small oversight in the beginning of the project caused several rulers to be excluded from the initial search. These were the subject of the much discussed Phase 2 (rulers with initial marks > 70). Incidentally the optimal ruler was amongst these. ("9+24+4+1+59 > 70") The double phase, phase 2 and their verification each required additional structural changes which also contributed to the overall 4 year duration.

Note that distributed.net users continue to pursue the solution to the OGR-25 project which began in parallel with OGR-24. We have currently completed 10-15% of OGR-25 phase 2 which is about 65% overall.

To celebrate the successful end of yet another distributed.net project all our contributors are invited for a drink...when we find a place large enough to host the 41,805 people that participated in this particular distributed effort. :)

The shortest ruler was first found by Matt Richards (Matt_R in #distributed). It was then confirmed by Mitsuru Aoki of the SEGA Users Group Team (#1958). The final stub was returned by Sebastian "Pax" Schmitz. We'll be sending them some free distributed.net swag and shirts for their noteworthy contributions to the project.

Related Links:
- http://www.distributed.net/ogr/
- http://n0cgi.distributed.net/statistics/ogr/ogr24-all-nodes-day.png
- http://n0cgi.distributed.net/statistics/ogr/ogr24p2-percent.png

Thank you all and keep those computers busy!