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Google introduces the movie: operator to help you find that film.

ITsafe - IT Security Awareness For Everyone

Launched today, "ITsafe is designed to provide both home users and small businesses with proven, plain English advice to help protect computers, mobile phones and other devices from malicious attack."

The New HP Printer

Xerox parody advertisement about the new HP color/colour laserjet 2500 printer, featuring Carly Fiorina and VJ. Source unknown (contact me if you know who made this).

Gmail Invite

Friends,

If anyone wants an invitation to Gmail, send me an email. I just logged in and found I've got 50 invites to give away.

If you don't have my email address or don't know me, try iSnoop's gmail invite spooler instead.

PS: I'm after an Orkut invite if you have one going spare. :)

Trev's Back!

He’s back and he's got a new trick,
Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time,
The last time you saw him,
Now you can see why we really adore him,
You might think his new trick is sick,
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick,
Look at the pigeon, now it’s in two,
Oh my, its rear end is having a poo,
Look at the mess in aisle 2,
Aisle 2, that’s the place where we saw the Ragu,
There's so much Ragu.

What The Hell Am I Doing Drinking In LA At 26?

Hi, my name is Stereo Mike.

Yeah, we got three tickets to the Bran Van concert happening this Monday night at the Pacific Pallisades. You can all dial in if you want to answer a couple of questions, namely, what is Todd's favourite cheese. Jackie just called up and said it was a form of Roquefort. We'll see about that...

Give us a ring-ding-ding! It's a beautiful day.

Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging, want those three Bran Van tickets man. Waddya think? Todd, you there?

I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes,
When Mike came over with a script surprise.
A Mafioso story with a twist,
A "Too Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch,
"Get your ass out of bed," he said:
"I'll explain it on the way."

But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day, and I say:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?
I got the fever for the flavour, the payback will be later, still I need a fix.

And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us,
As we rode on the ten down to Venice again.
Flaring out the G-Funk,
Sipping on a juice and gin,
Just me and a friend.
Feeling kinda groovy,
Working on a movie. (Yeah right!)

But we did nothing, absolutely butkis that day, and I say:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?

With my mind on my money and my money on my... Beer, beer!

I know that life is for the taking, so I better wise up, and take it quick.

Yeah, one more time at Trader Vic's.

Some men there wanted to hurt us,
And other men said we weren't worth the fuss.
We could see them all bitching by the bar,
About the fine line, between the rich and the poor.
Then Mike turned to me and said:
"What do you think we got done son?"

We've got a conclusion, and I guess that's something, so I ask you:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?
I got the fever for the nectar, the payback will be later, still I need a fix.

We need to fix you up, call me Monday and maybe we'll fix it all up.

Hell-A-L.A., Hell hell-A-L.A.! ...

So I ask you:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?

-- Bran Van 3000 - Drinking In LA

Engineering geek names son version 2.0

Ridiculous. Poor kid.

Sunrise and Sunset Times

A useful site offering times for sunrise and sunset at various locations around the globe.