Surferbill
Not a surfer, not called Bill
Sunday, November 30, 2003
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Mom Finds Out About Blog
"With the raw materials in my blog, [my mom] could actually construct an accurate picture of who I am. This is f***ing serious." –The Onion
Labels: fun
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
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Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Kill Bill
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo.
Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your f***ing head. Just like this f***er here.
Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f***ing time!
I didn't think so.






