Trev's Back!

He’s back and he's got a new trick,
Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time,
The last time you saw him,
Now you can see why we really adore him,
You might think his new trick is sick,
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick,
Look at the pigeon, now it’s in two,
Oh my, its rear end is having a poo,
Look at the mess in aisle 2,
Aisle 2, that’s the place where we saw the Ragu,
There's so much Ragu.